he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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