It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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