If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
Randomize
