their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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