I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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