escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
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