Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
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