Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
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