i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
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