I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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