You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
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