Having a random hookup so left but love u
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
Randomize
