didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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