The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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