Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
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