Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
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