I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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