sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I think im going to throw up on grandma
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
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