we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
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