I'm so fucking centered right now
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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