If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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