my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
This is my gift to your gina
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Never underestimate the power of titties
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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