I think I won the penis lottery.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
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