We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Randomize
