Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
I didn't notice because vodka
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
I am naked and annoyed.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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