Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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