who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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