it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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