Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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