Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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