I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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