its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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