I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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