I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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