Sponge bath it is.
Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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