i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
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