Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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