yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
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