Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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