try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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