you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
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