That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
I think I just shit out all my problems.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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