Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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