I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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