at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
Randomize
