I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
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