well you can't waste a boner
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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