I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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