We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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