Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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