Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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