whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
She said her name was "party"
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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