i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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