so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Someone shit on the floor
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
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